Premium Alpaca Manure · Thundersley, Essex
Six football-obsessed alpacas. One unstoppable strike force of nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium. No weed seeds, no smell, no composting bench required — just first-team results in the flower bed.
Home-grown on our own paddocks in Thundersley, Essex
Why It Works
An alpaca's three-chambered stomach does most of the hard work before the manure ever reaches your garden — which is why ours behaves nothing like the stuff from bigger, messier livestock.
The Starting Lineup
Six football-obsessed alpacas call Thundersley, Essex home — 100% grass and hay fed, fully vaccinated, and thoroughly spoiled. Say hello to the team.
Guards the hay net like it's a clean sheet. Rarely beaten at snack time.
First to the food, first in line, first name on the team sheet.
All the drama, none of the fouls. Best hair on the pitch.
Smooth, dependable, and up before everyone else on the paddock.
Handsome, sturdy, holds the back line together without breaking a sweat.
A little bit bendy, always finds the back of the net (or the flower bed).
Match Instructions
Two ways onto the pitch — pick whichever suits your garden's formation.
Method One
Method Two
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One size, one squad: a fixture-ready 350g bag, peat-free and weed-free. Posted straight from Thundersley, Essex.
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Peat-free, weed-free, ready to play straight from the bag. Heat-sealed in food-grade packaging with full instructions for use attached.
Need more than one bag? Get in touch for multi-bag pricing.
FAQ
No. Alpacas' efficient digestion means the manure has very little odour — nothing like manure from cows, horses or sheep.
It's a natural, low-odour manure with no chemical additives, but as with any garden product, keep it out of reach of pets and small children until it's worked into the soil.
Yes — it's gentle enough for houseplants as well as outdoor beds, borders and containers, and can be used at any time of year.
No composting required. It can go straight onto the garden and be dug in, watered in, or left for the rain.
We post every bag from our paddocks in Thundersley, Essex. Postage is £3.95 per bag and gets added automatically at checkout.
Contact
Questions, bulk orders, or just want to say hello to the squad? Drop us a line.